[Em7]　[N.C.]

[Em7]　[G]　[D]　[C]　[D]

[Em7]　[G]　[D]　[C]　[D/A]

 

[Em7]Hop, hop, you [Cmaj7]came along my [G]secret [D]labotory

[Em7]Spiky, spiky, [Cmaj7]bloody fangs, hung[G]ry for [D]my Qi

 

[Cmaj7]Hold up, mister

[Em]Right there, mister　

[Cmaj7]Sit down, mister

How a[Em]bout some retort [Cmaj7]pouch of curry?

[Em]Pouch of chili? [Cmaj7]Pouch of MRE?

But [Em]you're rather pic[B]ky[N.C.]

 

[Cmaj7]Well, I'll make you something [D]else　

Don't need to show me [Bm7]how

Since I'm the mad [Em7]scientist, proclaimed by my[Cmaj7]self

Canto or Sichu[D]an　

Jiangsu or Hu[Em7]nan

No matter which [Em7]one you pick, I'll get it done　

 

[Cmaj7]Zhajiangmian and Xiaolong[D]bao　

Wonton and Cha[Bm7]shao

Delivery or take[Em7]out won't beat my retort [Cmaj7]pouch

You're loving my re[D]tort　

I'm loving your re[Em7]tort

You're my only re[Em7]tort

You're my only re[Em7]tort　

 

Yi, yi・[G]Yi er yi・[D]Yi er san si [C]wu liu [D]qi　

[Em7]Yi, yi・[G]Yi er yi・[D]Yi er san si [C]wu liu [D/A]qi　

 

[Em7]Crack, crack, you [Cmaj7]stretch your arms out [G]asking [D]for a hug

Hi[Em7]dden under your [Cmaj7]talisman is

[G]your prac[D]ticed smile　

 

[Cmaj7]Come here, mister

[Em]Help me, mister　

[Cmaj7]Right here, mister

You [Em]took up my spoon　

[Cmaj7]Stirring curry, [Em]Stirring chili　

[Cmaj7]That's when I’ve realized we've [Em]became family[N.C.]

 

[Cmaj7]Then he came, a man in [Bm7]black and white

He's [D]holding[F]laser guns and [Gmaj7]Bagua signs

[Cmaj7]Then he aimed at your [Bm7]slimey skin and [D]pulled the [C]trigger

Your [D]head bursts[B]　[N.C.]

 

Shh, [Cmaj7]I'll stitch you back [D]up　

Don't need to show me [Bm7]how

Since I'm the mad [Em7]scientist, proclaimed by my[Cmaj7]self

I'll give you plastic [D]eyes, and give you nylon [Em7]hair

And I'll make sure I [Em7]get your talisman repaired　

 

[Cmaj7]Shark fin soup or Dim [D]sum, dumpling or Peking [Bm7]duck　

Nothing I make is [Em7]gonna bring that charm inside you [Cmaj7]back　

But you're still my [D]RTRT　

But you're still my [Em7]RTRT

I'm seeking for RTRT, I'm seeking for [Em7]RTRT

 

[G]　[D]　[C]　[D]

[Em7]　[G]　[D]　[C]　[D/A]