[B]Today I don't feel [F#]like doing [E]anything

[B]I just wanna [F#]lay in my [E]bed

Don't [B]feel like picking [F#]up my phone

So [E]leave a message at the tone

'Cause [B]today I swear I'm [D#]not doing [E]anything

 

Uh! I'm gonna [B]kick my feet up then [F#]stare at the fan

[E]Turn the TV on throw my hand in my pants

[B]Nobody's gonna [F#]tell me I [E]can't

I'll be [B]lounging on the couch just [F#]chilling in my snuggie

[E]Click to MTV so they can teach me how to dodge

'Cause [B]in my castle [F#]I'm the [E]freaking man

 

Oh [C#m]yes I said it,[D#m] I said it I [E]said it cause I [F#]can

 

[B]Today I don't feel [F#]like doing [E]anything

[B]I just wanna [F#]lay in my [E]bed

Don't [B]feel like picking [F#]up my phone

So [E]leave a message at the tone

'Cause [B]today I swear I'm [D#]not doing [E]anything

 

Nothing at [B]all[F#]　[E]

Nothing at [B]all[F#]　[E]

 

Tomorrow [B]I wake up do some [F#]p90x

Meet a [E]really nice girl, have some really nice sex

And [B]she’s gonna scream [F#]out this is [E]great

I [B]might mess around n get my [F#]college degree

I [E]bet my old man will be so proud of me

But [B]sorry pops you'll [F#]just have to [E]wait

 

Oh [C#m]yes I said it,[D#m] I said it I [E]said it cause I [F#]can

 

[B]Today I don't feel [F#]like doing [E]anything

[B]I just wanna [F#]lay in my [E]bed

Don't [B]feel like picking [F#]up my phone

So [E]leave a message at the tone

'Cause [B]today I swear I'm [D#]not doing [E]anything

 

No I [C#m]ain't gonna comb my [F#]hair

Cause I [G#m]ain't going no where

[C#m]No no no no....[F#]　[G#m]

I'll just [C#m]strut in my birthday [F#]suit

And let [G#m]everything hang loose

[C#m]Yeah, yeah, yeah....[F#]　[G#m]

 

[B]Today I don't feel [F#]like doing [E]anything

[B]I just wanna [F#]lay in my [E]bed

Don't [B]feel like picking [F#]up my phone

So [E]leave a message at the tone

'Cause [B]today I swear I'm [D#]not doing [E]anything

 

Nothing at [B]all[F#]　[E]

Nothing at [B]all[F#]　[E]

[E]Nothing at all