[B7]　[C#7]　[D7]　[B7]　[C#7]　[D7]

[B7]　[C#7]　[D7]　[Fdim]　[F#m7]　[G]

[D7]　[Fdim]　[F#m7]　[G]　[D7]　[Fdim]　[F#m7]　[G]

[D7]　[Fdim]　[F#m7]　[G]　[Fdim]　[F#m7]　[G]

 

And [D7]irony is [Fdim]okay, I suppose, [F#m7]culture is to [G]blame

You [D7]try and mask your [Fdim]opain in the [F#m7]most postmodern [G]way

You lack [D7]substance when you say

[Fdim]Something [F#m7]like, "Oh, what a shame"[G]

It's just a [D7]self-referential way [Fdim]that stops you [F#m7]having to be [G]human

I'm [D7]assuming you'll balloon when you remove the dirty spoon

And start consuming like a human, that's what I am assuming

 

I'm sure that you're not [C#7]just another [F#m7]girl

I'm [D7]sure that you're gonna [C#7]say that [F#m7]I was sexist

I [D7]feel like you're running [C#7]out of all the [F#m7]things I [G]liked you for

 

Why can't we be [D7]friends, [Fdim]when we are lovers?[C#m7]

'Cause [F#m7]it always ends [D7]with us [Fdim]hating each [C#m7]other

Instead of [F#m7]calling me out, [D7]you should be [Fdim]pulling me in[F#m7]

[C#m7]I've [D7]just got [Fdim]one more [F#m7]thing [G]to say

 

And [D7]why would you[Fdim] believe

You could [F#m7]control how you're[G] perceived

When at your [D7]best you're [Fdim]intermediately

[F#m7]Versed in your [G]own feelings?

Keep on [D7]putting off [Fdim]conceiving

It's [F#m7]only you that you're [G]deceiving

Oh, [D7]don't have a child, don't [Fdim]cramp your style, [F#m7]I'll leave it

 

Why can't we be [D7]friends, [Fdim]when we are lovers?[C#m7]

'Cause [F#m7]it always ends [D7]with us [Fdim]hating each [C#m7]other

Instead of [F#m7]calling me out, [D7]you should be [Fdim]pulling me in[F#m7]

[C#m7]I've [D7]just got [Fdim]one more [F#m7]thing [G]to say

 

I'm [D7]just pissed [Fdim]off [F#m7]because you [G]pied me [D7]off

After [Fdim]our [F#m7]show when [G]you let [D7]go of [Fdim]my hand

[F#m7]In front [G]of some [D7]sket who[Fdim] wanted to[F#m7] bitch

 

[D7]　[Fdim]　[F#m7]　[G]　[D7]　[Fdim]　[F#m7]　[G]

[D7]　[Fdim]　[F#m7]　[G]　[D7]　[Fdim]　[F#m7]　[G]