[Eb]Do you have the [Bb]time to [Cm]listen to me [Gm]whine?

A[Ab]bout nothing and [Eb]everything all at [Bb]once

[Eb]I am one of [Bb]those

Me[Cm]lodramatic [Gm]fools

Neu[Ab]rotic to the [Eb]bone, no doubt about it[Bb]

 

[Ab]Sometimes I [Bb]give myself the [Eb]creeps

[Ab]Sometimes my [Bb]mind plays tricks on [Eb]me

It [Ab]all keeps adding [Bb]up

I [Eb]think I'm [Db]cracking [Cm]up

Am [Ab]I just para[Bb]noid or am I just [Eb]stoned?

 

[Bb]　[Cm]　[Bb]

[Eb]　[Bb]　[Cm]　[Bb]

 

I [Eb]went to a [Bb]shrink to [Cm]analyze my [Gm]dreams

She [Ab]says it's lack of [Eb]sex that's bringing me [Bb]down

I [Eb]went to a [Bb]whore

He [Cm]said my life's a [Gm]bore

So [Ab]quit my whining [Eb]'cause it's bringing her [Bb]down

 

[Ab]Sometimes I [Bb]give myself the [Eb]creeps

[Ab]Sometimes my [Bb]mind plays tricks on [Eb]me

It [Ab]all keeps adding [Bb]up

I [Eb]think I'm [Db]cracking [Cm]up

Am [Ab]I just para[Bb]noid? Huh, yeah, yeah, [Eb]yeah

 

[Bb]　[Cm]　[Bb]

[Eb]　[Bb]　[Cm]　[Bb]

[Eb]　[Bb]　[Cm]　[Bb]

[Eb]　[Bb]　[Cm]　[Bb]

 

[Ab]Grasping to cont[Bb]rol

[N.C.]So I better hold [Eb]on

 

[Bb]　[Cm]　[Gm]

[Ab]　[Eb]　[Bb]

[Eb]　[Bb]　[Cm]　[Gm]

[Ab]　[Eb]　[Bb]

 

[Ab]Some times I [Bb]give myself the [Eb]creeps

[Ab]Sometimes my [Bb]mind plays tricks on [Eb]me

It [Ab]all keeps adding [Bb]up

I [Eb]think I'm [Db]cracking [Cm]up

Am [Ab]I just para[Bb]noid or am I just [Eb]stoned?[Ab]　[Cm7]　[Cm]

 

[Ab]　[Eb]　[Bb]

[Eb]　[Ab]　[Cm7]　[Cm]　[Ab]　[Eb]　[Bb]

[Eb]　[Ab]　[Cm7]　[Cm]　[Ab]　[Eb]　[Bb]

[Eb]　[Ab]　[Cm7]　[Cm]　[Ab]　[Eb]　[Bb]

[Ab]　[Eb]　[Bb]