[D]　[G]

 

[D]You are somebody that I don't know

[D]But you're takin' shots at me like it's Patrón

And I'm just like, [G]damn, it's 7 AM

[D]Say it in the street, that's a knock-out　

[D]But you say it in a Tweet, that's a cop-out

And I'm just like, [G]”Hey, are you okay?"

 

And [D]I ain't tryna mess with your self-expression

[D]But I've learned a lesson that stressin' and obsessin' 'bout somebody else

is no [G]fun

And[A] snakes and stones never broke my bones

 

So [D]oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh

You need to calm [G]down, you're being too loud

And I'm just like [D]oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh (Oh)

You need to just [G]stop, like can you just not step on my gown?

You need to calm [D]down

 

[D]

 

[D]You are somebody that we don't know

[D]But you're comin' at my friends like a missile

Why are you [G]mad when you could be GLAAD? (You could be GLAAD)

[D]Sunshine on the street at the parade

[D]But you would rather be in the dark ages

Makin' that [G]sign must've taken all night

 

[D]You just need to take several seats and then try to restore the peace

And control your urges to scream about all the people you [G]hate

'Cause[A]shade never made anybody less gay

 

So [D]oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh

You need to calm [G]down, you're being too loud

And I'm just like [D]oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh (Oh)

You need to just [G]stop, like can you just not step on my gown?

You need to calm [D]down

 

[D]And we see you over there on the internet

[D]Comparing all the girls who are killing it

[G]But we figured you out

[G]We all know now we all got crowns

You need to calm down

 

Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh

You need to calm [G]down (You need to calm down)

[G]You're being too loud (You're being too loud)

And I'm just like [D]oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh (Oh)

You need to just [G]stop (Can you stop?)

[G]Like can you just not step on our gowns?

You need to calm [D]down