[Em]Yeah

[Em]Well I woke up this morning

[Em]On the wrong side of the bed

[Em]And how I got to thinkin'

[Em]About all those things you said

[Em]About ordinary people

[Em]And how they make you sick

[Em]And if callin' names kicks back on you

[Em]Then I hope this does the trick

 

[Em]'Cause I'm sick of your [F]complainin'

Abou[G]t how man[A7]y bills

And I'm [Em]sick of all [F]your bitchin'

'Bout your [G]poodles and [A7]your pills

And I [Em]just can't see [F]no humor

Abou[G]t your way [A7]of life

And I [Bsus4]think I can do more for you

With [B7sus4]this here fork and [Bsus4]knife

 

[Em]Eat [D]the [B]Ri[A]ch

There's [D]only on[B]e thing [A]that they'[G]re [Em]good for

Eat [D]the [B]Ri[A]ch

Take [D]one bi[B]te n[A]ow come [G]back [Em]for more

Eat [D]the [B]Ri[A]ch

I [D]gott[B]a get thi[A]s [G]off [Em]my chest

Eat [D]the [B]Ri[A]ch

Take [D]one bi[B]te n[A]ow [G]spit ou[Em]t the rest mm-

 

[Em]So I called up my head shrinker

[Em]And I told him what I'd done

[Em]He said you'd best go on a diet

[Em]Yeah I hope you have some fun

[Em]And a don't go burst a bubble

[Em]On rich folks who get rude

[Em]'Cause you won't get in no trouble

[Em]When you eats that kinda food

 

[Em]Now they're smokin' up thei[F]r junk bonds

And [G]then they go ge[A7]t stiff

And they're [Em]dancin' at th[F]e yacht club

With [G]Muff and Uncl[A7]e Biff

But there's [Em]one good thing [F]that happens

When you [G]toss your pearl[A7]s to swine

Their [Bsus4]attitudes may taste like shit

But [B7sus4]go real good with [Bsus4]wine

 

[Em]Eat [D]the [B]Ri[A]ch

There's [D]only o[B]ne thing [A]that they'[G]re [Em]good for

Eat [D]the [B]Ri[A]ch

Take [D]one bi[B]te n[A]ow come [G]back [Em]for more

Eat [D]the [B]Ri[A]ch

I [D]gotta [B]get thi[A]s [G]off [Em]my chest

Eat [D]the [B]Ri[A]ch

Take [D]one bi[B]te n[A]ow [G]spit ou[Em]t the rest

[Em]　[Bsus4]　[Dadd9]　[Em]

 

Be[Em]lieve in all th[F]e good things

That [G]money just ca[A7]n't buy

Then [Em]you won't get [F]no bellyache

From [G]eatin' humbl[A7]e pie

I be[Em]lieve in ra[F]gs to riches

Your in[G]heritance wo[A7]n't last

So [Bsus4]take your Grey Poupon my friend

And [B7sus4]shove it up your a[Bsus4]ss!

 

[Em]Eat [D]the [B]Ri[A]ch

There's [D]only o[B]ne thing [A]that they'[G]re [Em]good for

Eat [D]the [B]Ri[A]ch

Take [D]one bi[B]te n[A]ow come [G]back [Em]for more

Eat [D]the [B]Ri[A]ch

I [D]gotta [B]get thi[A]s [G]off [Em]my chest

Eat [D]the [B]Ri[A]ch

Take [D]one bi[B]te n[A]ow [G]spit ou[Em]t the rest

 

Eat [D]the [B]Ri[A]ch

There's [D]only o[B]ne thing [A]that they'[G]re [Em]good for

Eat [D]the [B]Ri[A]ch

Take [D]one bi[B]te n[A]ow come [G]back [Em]for more

Eat [D]the [B]Ri[A]ch

Don't [D]stop me [B]now, [A]I'm [G]go[Em]in' crazy

Eat [D]the [B]Ri[A]ch

That's [D]my [B]idea o[A]f a [G]good [Em]time baby