[G]　[Bm]　[Em7]　[C]　[Cmaj7]

 

[G]I read the [Bm]news today [Em7]oh boy

[C]About a [Cmaj7]lucky man who [A]made the grade

[G]And though the [Bm]news was rather　[Em7]sad

[C]Well I just　[F]had to [Em7]laugh

[C]I saw the [F]photograph.[Em7]　[C]

 

[G]He blew his [Bm]mind out in a [Em7]car

[C]He didn't [Cmaj7]notice that the [A]lights had changed

[G]A crowd of [Bm]people stood and [Em7]stared

[C]They'd seen his [F]face before

[Em7]Nobody was really sure

If he was from the house of　[C]lords.

 

[G]I saw a [Bm]film today oh [Em7]boy

[C]The english [Cmaj7]army had just　[A]won the war

[G]A crowd of [Bm]people turned aw[Em7]ay

[C]But I just　[F]had to [Em7]look

Having read the [C]book.

 

I'd love to [F#dim]turn [G]you [Am]on.

[Bm]　[D]　[Em]　[E]

 

[E]Woke up,Fell out of bed,

Dragged a comb across my [D]head[A]　[D]　[A]　[D]　[A]

Found [E]my way downstairs and[B]　drank a cup,

[E]And looking up I [B]noticed I was late.

Found [E]my coat and grabbed my hat

Made the bus in seconds [D]flat[A]　[D]　[A]　[D]　[A]

Found [E]my way upstairs and [B]had a smoke

[E]And somebody spoke and I [B]went into a dream

[C]Ah Ah Ah [G]Ah Ah Ah [D]Ah

Ah [A]Ah Ah Ah Ah [E]Ah

[C]Ah Ah Ah [G]Ah Ah Ah [D]Ah

Ah [A]Ah Ah[E]　[D]　[C]　[D]

 

[G]I read the [Bm]news today oh [Em7]boy

[C]Four thousand [Cmaj7]holes in blackburn,[A]Lancashire

[G]And though the [Bm]holes were rather　[Em7]small

[C]They had to　[F]count them all

[Em7]Now they know how many holes

It takes to fill the albert　[C]hall

 

I'd love to [F#dim]turn [G]you [Am]on.

[Bm]　[C]　[D]　[Em]　[E]